`Galaxy's webserver has probably wasted gigabytes at this point to load this stupid news ticker. Can you believe it?`,
`There's another news ticker that says something along the lines of "there's no limit to your level". But that's just stupid, because your level is techincally limited by your lifespan. You can only make it go up as long as you're alive.`,
`There's another news ticker that says that you can't increase your level on galaxy after you're dead, but that's just stupid. You can easily just have your children keep playing on your account for you. How didn't that guy think of that?`,
`It's still in "beta" because I still #TestInProd`, // inspired by @open_mind
`share = good luck for 1 milion year. ignore = die`,
// credit: duducat
`<marquee>look ma, I'm inside a <code><marquee></code> tag!</marquee>`,
`this news ticker is made of news ticker`, // western
`Look on my numbers, ye mighty, and despair`, // bck356
`if this is galaxy, then google is the cluster`, // OmniGuy
`legend say that when it's october 1993, the world is (hardcapped)`, // OmniGuy
`<span style="font-family: initial; color: initial; background-color: white; display: inline-block;">Guys I forgot the CSS</span>`, //BanaCubed
`call me numbers, cause I'm a liquid`, // BDS
`Also try The Modding Tree!`, // BanaCubed
`here comes the timewall 🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱🧱`, // R_el_wither (modified)
`we're gonna be talking about the PRESTIGE! we'll be talking about the (softcapped)! DO YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY, IDLE GAME ENJOYER? DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE (5 hours until next update)?`, // OmniGuy
`Also try Profectus!`, // BanaCubed
`<span style="color:limegreen"><b>#308: Not every currency can be as good as cookies.</b></span>`, // bck356
`I just remembered what happened in September.`, // BDS
`If you had a penny for every news ticker you read today, you would definitely have some but not enough to justify the time spent.`, // Scalexander
`This is an automated message. Press 1 to get assistance.`, // WindowsXP
`Clicker? I hardly know her!`, // fartman1314
`I... am yhvr`, // Bingus
`Would you like to know more?`, // Quietus
`You may already be a winner! Click <button onclick="alert('you were not a winner. sorry')">HERE</button> to find out more!`, // Quietus (modified)
`Press Alt + F4 to ruin your game!`, // Quietus
`I hit the juckport points 1 trillion`, // fartman1314
`We do not have lore. Stop asking if we own a pizzeria.`, // BDS
`Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.`, // bronze_lion
`numbersnumbersnumbersnumbersnumbersnumbersnumbers`, // nich
`Did you know? Buffalo spelled backwards is olaffub`, // Crimson406
`My finger is my strongest muscle`, // ySquishy
`i am john incremental, collect my numbers`, // Zexuyo
`Behind you.`, // BlueVortex
`kcilc.yxalag ot emocleW`, // Quietus
`Who am I? Who are you? What's going on?`, // TheGoat (modified)
`click or die of time loss`, // Stupidity
`Never stop never stopping`, // Quietus
`here is a suggestion`, // Re-CO
`There's another news ticker that says that you can use your offspring to grind for levels after you die, but how are they supposed to know your intentions?`, // Re-CO
`Hey now, urinal star`, // Crimson406
`they should add news tickers<div style="width:200px"> </div>oh im stupid<div style="width:200px"> </div>heh`, // Garaltakis1000
`ahh, galaxy.click, where boys become men. or women. we don't judge.`, // epicm3 (modified)
`they should add never gonna give you up lyrics`, // Garaltakis1000
`Every 60 seconds, a minute passes in Africa. Together, we can work to stop this.`, // WindowsXP
