A/UX variant, because a 30 year old UNIX from Apple deserves ufetch.
Tested on a Quadra 950 with 40MB RAM.
_____ root@quadra-950
\- -/ OS: A/UX 3.1.1
\_/ \ KERNEL: SVR2
| O O | UPTIME: Up 2 days
|_ < ) 3 ) SHELL: ksh
/ \ /
/-_____-\
quadra-950.root 53 #```