Implements support practices for 100% assignment

Why is this change being made?

Not having a clear intake process for new tickets is holding us back from being able to relax NRT SLAs and work more deliberately as individuals and as a crew. This MR works in conjunction with !81983 (merged)

Relates to gitlab-com/support&141

Author Checklist

• Provided a concise title for the MR
• Added a description to this MR explaining the reasons for the proposed change, per say-why-not-just-what
• Assign this change to the correct DRI
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