Remove LAME_ATTEMPT_AT_HUMOR and tidy up messaging
Closes Make the notification simpler / action-focussed (#28 - closed)
I appreciate the thought that went into the slack alerts (thanks @nmalcolm
💚 ) , but something more concise would be a bit more digestable. I know emojis are at the core of a lot of our communication on Slack (and just speaking for myself here) but I'd think it would be refreshing if the item toned down the emojis a tad and just listed the actionable items.
See https://gitlab.enterprise.slack.com/archives/GPX8XUR7G for examples of current message.
After this MR, it will look like: