Our custom gitlab.facts shell script needs some love
Our current file is starting to grow in complexity. While we may not be reaching the upper limits of bash, it would be nice to port this over to another language where we can quickly and easily write the appropriate tests for us to feel comfortable with regards to how the script gathers it's data.
Utilize this issue to determine a language, get the script ported, and writing tests for it.
https://ops.gitlab.net/gitlab-com/gl-infra/deploy-tooling/merge_requests/37#note_21469