curl uses libnx tls backend introduced in v3.2.0

I really wish I didn't have to worry about things like this,
and that there was a build system that took care of these different
layers across platforms

like layers on a stack of pancakes

like a build system named pancake

cuz it sounds like make

kinda

Tons of freaking changes. Add technical lowdown scroller, rotating checkmark, colorful background, speed control. I think that's it.