Update the 'maybe' atom in the most utterly retarded way possible to satisfy the incompetent buffoons who add bullshit keywords to languages in the service of useless pet "features" brought in from lesser languages.

God have mercy on them, for I will not.

Fun note for anyone reading who is interested in language design:
YOU CANNOT ADD KEYWORDS TO A LANGUAGE LATER. IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE CREATED A NEW, INCOMPATIBLE LANGUAGE.