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Upon walking into East Beach.
The trash is worse than I expected. Hermione, will you please go back to EVOLV headquarters and bring back Malcolm and Clau- *ahem* Martini?
I'm on it! Rachel, will you accompany me?
A) Heck yes! B) I guess so.
A - Heck yeah I will! B - I guess I don't have much else to do.
Peewee, let's start by moving the trash into one big pile.
Hopefully Martini will have a plan.
Uh-oh... this is bad.
Home sweet home... *yawn* Rachel, I'm feeling very tired. Let's just say there's an unequal division of labor for women. Sorry, but do you think you could fetch Malcolm and Martini for master Greybeard? I really need to nap. They're upstairs in the lab.
Leave it to me!
Okay, thanks. See you later! Zzzzzz
Martini: Oh shoot, was it 5 teaspoons or 5 tablespoons?
Malcolm: Martini, are you using the imperial system again? It's 30 mL.
Martini: Crap! I used tablespoons.
((An explosion happens.))
Martini: In my defense, they don't make metric spoons. And it's not like graduated cylinders just spill over ship cargo.
Malcolm: Oh Martini... just use the soda bottles.
Martini: Pfft, whatever!!
Martini: Hey, what is this human doing here?
Rachel: I'm a new EVOLV member. David Greybeard wants you.
Malcolm: We'll go at once. Are you ready?
A) Yes B) No
A -- Martini: Let's go then! ((Screen goes black, teleports to East Beach))
B -- Malcolm: Let us know when you're ready.
Martini, I know you've been working on a solution for beach cleanup. The onus is on you. What's our plan?
Hmm... okay. Let me think about it for a moment.
David, clearly we need the vacuum.
How do you propose we do that?
Why not send the human? Claudia has no preconceptions of her.
Wait, I've got it! I know what to do!
Wait, hold on. Um, hmm... I think we need to start by putting the trash in one big pile.
Malcolm, as you were saying before?
Send Rachel to Claudia. Get the vacuum.
But Rachel isn't even an EVOLV member.
Good point, we'll change that now.
Greybeard gives Rachel the EVOLV ID card.
Rachel, you're officially an activist now.
Finally, a life purpose! Now I can enact change, and make a real impact! MY VOICE WILL BE HEARD!
That's the spirit! Alright, go team. Let's do this.
EVOLV 1 NPCs
- Are you new here? Welcome! We're always seeking new activists.
- I haven't eaten anyone since #NoKillNovember.
- They keep telling us to "evolve" but the new generation IS evolved. Carnivores haven't killed in over a generation!
- Everyone works together and everyone is equal.
- It's true, predator and prey live together in harmony here.
Speaking to Claudia
After being kicked out of EVOLV.
Did you see Greybeard's prison?
I saw it.
Upon arriving at the opening to the catacombs.
Rachel, I don't know if we should go in there. I have a bad feeling about it.
A) And yet we must.
B) Fear not, friend.
A - I don't want to go in either, Billie.
But according to this map, it's the only way back to EVOLV. We have to save your friends from Greybeard's prison!
B - Don't worry Billie, we're in this together.
I'll watch your back and you watch mine.
A - You're right... let's do it.
B - Okay Rachel, I trust you.
Upon entering the swamp.
Upon reaching the safe house.
Hello. Who is it?
A vegan and a fox, we need help!
The vegan can enter, but not the fox.
But Billie is the one who needs help!
We don't allow carnivores in this house.
I guess I can go in alone...
Rachel! Give us that ID card.
Billie, you don't understand. I was trying to help you...
Billie will not be talking to you! You discriminated against him! We've revoked your ID card, now get out! Never come back here again.
Drifting into the sunrise.
My experience on Andast was very painful.
I may have been betrayed, but at least I lived by my values. I made 101 friends and lost 100, but 1 good friend is still a net gain.
You're right. One good friend is more than I had before. Now we're stronger for it.
That's the spirit! We have a whole life of new challenges ahead of us.