Hey NAMESLOT this is NAMESLOT, Amazon Customer Service executive.
Hi NAMESLOT. Where's my heater?
Not sure about your heater, do you have a minute?
Hi NAMESLOT. Where's my heater?
We are updating employee files at ADDRSLOT.
Is that how long it's going to take you to find out where my heater is?
No I am not contacting you about your heater.
What's that have to do with me?
We are updating customer files and need to verify your account.
I don't know where you put your employee files. Where did you see them last?
They are online but we need to verify for purchase
Make up your mind man. Are you updating the file on my heater?
The process for updating your account takes time
Okay. You go first. Who are you again?
I am NAMESLOT, Amazon Customer Service executive
I thought you were verifying my account NAMESLOT. What's your direct line?
You can contact me at PHONESLOT. Yes I am here to verify your account.
Okay NAMESLOT in North Carolina. What do you need in order to do that?
I need to verify your billing address and a few other things.
What address do you have on file?
You need to verify your information.
I can't verify it unless you tell me what I'm verifying. What address do you have?
I cant provide you with that, your purchases may be revoked.
How am I supposed to verify information that you don't have?
You are to verify your own billing address.
So you want me to give you the information I already gave you guys. Then verify it?
This is for verification, we need you to verify the billing address you provided 
If you say so. I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Please verify your billing address
ADDRSLOT
NAMESLOT
NAMESLOT, ADDRSLOT. PHONESLOT That's you right?
Yes can you verify the name you have on card
I'd rather do it over the phone. If I call that number will you answer?
Yes feel free to give me a call. We just need to verify the information you provided.
Sounds like a plan my man. No