Hello NAME
Hello. Who is this?
I know what you bought on amazon today
Sorry, what was that?
Your amazon order did not go through today
Oh, right. What happened?
It looks like your card information was entered incorrectly
Is that why my hair dryer didn't arrive?
Yes it is. Would you like to me update your information and resubmit?
Sure. What's a number I can call if we get disconnected?
REAL_PHONE
Ok, thanks. What was your name again?
REAL_NAME. May I have your card information NAME so we can get this fixed?
Yes. Can you offer me a discount or something to compensate for the error?
I'm sorry you entered your information incorrectly so no, but I can update it for you.
I'm sure I entered it the right way. What did I enter?
I only get a message from Visa that you entered your number incorrectly.
I use that credit card all the time. I'm not sure what happened.
Errors happen. I can update that for you and get your hair dryer on its way.
Let me find it. Hold on. How's your day going so far?
I'm having a wonderful day, I hope yours is going well.
It is. Thanks. Except I think that you're a scammer.
I'm just trying to help you get your hair dryer NAME.
So where are you located then?
My office is at REAL_ADDR
NAME, I have to confess. I didn't buy a hair dryer.
We don't judge at amazon.com Mr. NAME we just want to get you your order.
Well, why don't you know what I ordered if you work there?
It's against our policies to discuss your order. Are you sure your Mr. NAME?
You're the only Amazon customer rep who has never been able to see my orders.
Mrs NAME. impersonating your husband to find our what he ordered is naughty.
Mr. NAME, pretending to be a scammer is illegal.
No, it's n
What led you to this? Yes