Hello this s Amazon Customer Service. How may I help you?
Hi. You called me?
Yes you recently hd an issue with a purchase you made on Amazon?
Oh, I did. My item hasn't arrived.
Ok. May I have your order number please?
I don't have it. Can you look it up for me?
Sure can I have your name please?
Jim Lee
Ok Jim Lee nice to meet you! May I have the address your order was shipped to?
Are you looking at my account?
Yes sir, I will need some basic information to determine the statues of your order.
Well you have my phone number and my name. What's your name?
Im part of the Amazon Customer Service Team.
And your name?
Without some basic information from you sir I will be unable to look up your order.
Sure. I know. But I want to know who I'm speaking with. Mr. or Ms?
Mr. Sir.
Mr. What? Or did your mom name you Sir.
I understand you have recently ordered something from Amazon and have not received it,
Are you ignoring my question, Sir? I'm unhappy.
Me being a Mr or Ms does not get your item in your hands. 
How long have your worked for Amazon?
I'm sorry I was unable to help you today. Is there anything else?
Oh yes, sir. Your name. yes