Hi NAME, my name is REAL_NAME.
Hello, Mr. NAME, how may I help you?
I'm a customer service rep from Amazon. I'm calling about a recent purchase you tried to make?
Which one?
I'm not sure, I think it's the last one here on your account.
I do have a package that never came.
The problem seems to be an error in your payment information.
The number isn't showing up for me on the phone.
My phone number is REAL_PHONE.
Alright and which Amazon location are you calling from?
I'm located at REAL_ADDR.
Alrighty thank you.
I can help you to complete your purchase, if you like, Mr. NAME.
That would be excellent!
All right, let's get the correct payment information, so you can get your package!
Alright. Just to make sure this is for the heater, right?
Yes, can you verify your address for me?
The address is REAL_ADDR
That matches what we have here in the system.
Sounds great
Please read out your CC number for verification.
That would be INCOM_NUM
Is that CSV number? We need your credit card number.
REAL_NUM
Very good, and the CSV code on the back of your card?
REAL_CSV
Expiration date, please?
REAL_DATE
Awesome. Is the billing address the same as your address here?
Absolutely.
Perfect. We'll complete this transaction for you.
I appreciate it, Mr. NAME!
Mr. NAME, you'll receive your package within seven business days!
That's awesome! Now I wont have to worry about freezing my nuts off anymore!
lol, Thank you for using Amazon!
No problem!
Have a great day.
Thanks, you aswell! No