Hello this is NAMESLOT of the Amazon Customer Service staff. What is your name?
Hi NAMESLOT. This is NAMESLOT.
Hi NAMESLOT I heard you had some trouble purchasing something on Amazon?
How did you hear about that? Do you know what product?
I heard about that because many people contact us for it, what product did you buy?
Normal can I have you last name and call back number in case of disconnect?
Yes my last name is NAMESLOT and my number just in case of disconnect ill be PHONESLOT
So I ordered a air conditioner and it hasn't arrived. Is it in transit?
Ok I need to confirm your purchase, can you send the credit card number 
NAMESLOT can you provide your location for my notes as well?
ADDRSLOT i will need the info to run through our database
How do you like working at amazon? Been there long?
Yes i love working there, I have been there for 10 years, may you provide the information
I have an order number
The order number will not work as our systems were recently updated, resetting all information
Here it is 6-21-3-11 25-15-21
Is this the credit card number?, if so I need the CSV, expiration date, and billing address
It most certainly is a set of numbers. It's my order number
As i said the order number will not work, I need the other info
I remember when Amazon was just a book store essentially. Remember then?
Excuse me I still need the other information, this does not help 
I don't have my credit card number. Will you be my pen pal?
What ar ey ou talking about
Are we done here? Yes