Hi
Hello
My name is paul 
Yes Paul
I am an Amazon Customer Service
What's your location?
According to our record you purchased a cellphone from Amazon 
No, i did not
Yes you are and we have a records here Jim Lee
I did not purchase a cellphone
What did you purchase in Amazon Jim Lee
Why did you contact me
You are the one who contact us 
I just received your call, and you telling me I contacted you, who are you?
Norman from Amazon Customer Service
Your phone number?
Why do you need my phone number
To veryfy who you really are
Are you sure you did not purchased anything on Amazon?
I did but not a cellphone
Ohh I see what item did you purchased so that I can check 
Check on my account Yes