hello
Hi
hows it going?
Could be better. The heater I bought doesn't hasnt arried
oh thats too bad. what is your name and billing adress? i can track it
NAMESLOT, billing address is ADDRSLOT
i also need your credit card information to track it
Can i just check, are you from Amazon or the vendor?
i am from amazon 
Can I take your name and which amazon location you're calling from?
my name is NAMESLOT. The amazon location is ADDRSLOT
Thanks. And why do you need my card details to track it?
a lot of people near you are buying heaters and i want to make sure its yours
I've got terrible reception. what phone number can i call you back on?
you can call me back at PHONESLOT
ok. its better now. How many people are buying heaters?
17 people near you. What kind of heater did you buy?
Do any of those 17 have the same name as me?
4 people near you with your name. i just need your information to help
Wow! Do you think they're me from the future, like in Terminator?
possibly haha
I still don't know why you need my card details when you have my full address
because the NAMESLOT near you claim to have the same address
So there are 5 heaters that haven't arrived?
yes
OK, so just cancel the order assigned to my email account
ok whats the email? just to make sure its right
Well you called me, so you obviously have my account in front of you
i just want to make sure its the right email so i dont cancel something else
Well it wasn't bought by credit card, it was my gift card balance
oh alright 
So you have the correct account for me?
yes. Is that all for today?
well no, you've not answered my initial question
?
Where my heater is?
it should be at your house in about 3 business days 
Thank you
have a great day!
You too Yes