Hi, this is Norman with Amazon Customer Service. I understand that you are having issues with an item you bought recently on Amazon.
what can i do for you?
I was wanting to collect some basic information concerning your recent Amazon purchase.
Sure. what's a good call back number in case i need to hangup?
You can reach me at 800-839-8892. 
can i get my item still?
Sure, what is the name on the credit card used for the purchase?
Same as the order. wait, which order are you calling about?
For security purposes I need to verify your name before we can discuss that.
Sure norman, but you called me sir.
Sorry Norman, this is just part of regular protocol. 
No problem. First i was wondering what state are you in?
I'm in North Carolina. Again for verification purposes, what state are you in?
It must be dinner time there! I am actually in Fla on vacay and heading to NC!!
Great! 
we need to hurry, I'm losing money .. did u say my item will arrive soon?
Yes, I just need the address so I can double check with the post office.
Hmm, I'm on vacay for a month, can we have it sent to NC?
Yes, I can have it redirected. What was the original billing address?
My tracking says it goes out friday so just have it sent to 2222 park St Charlotte
No problem, but what was the original billing address? I cannot redirect without it.
Well i don't really give out personal information. Can I use my fiance's addy? yes