Hello
Hi
How are you today?
Not too bad
I'm hearing you haven't received your heater yet?
yes, I thought I would have received it by now
One moment please while I look up your order
ok thank you
Can I have your name please?
I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name either.
REAL_NAME with Amazon Customer Service, and you?
How much do you know about heaters? what if I wanted to change my order?
I can forward you to my manager in the right department if you would like?
Where are you and your manager located? Can I have the direct number please?
FAKE_ADDR, FAKE_PHONE
thank you. Do you have any experience with heaters though?
I do not personally no
shoot, I could really use some advice
May I have your order description along with credit card number for authorization?
I hope this heater is worth the wait yes