Hello how are you today?
Good How are you
Very good, I'm seeing you're having problems with your Amazon order?
Yes I ordered a heater and it never came
Ok I will look at your order here, one moment
Take your time
May I have your name please? First and last
REAL_NAME
And your address please?
REAL_ADDR
Awesome and your order was what exactly? What item(s)?
a heater
It says here on your account that your credit card was declined
How can I fix that
It says here on your account that your credit card was declined
So how can I fix that?
What is your credit card number?
What is your name, I would like to report this good support to your superior
My name is REAL_NAME and I'm with Amazon Customer Support
Thank you NAME, where would I go to notify your superior of this amazing support?
My manager can be contacted at FAKE_PHONE, her name is Ashley
What is your phone number Mr. NAME? I would love to talk to you yes