Hello! Thank you for contacting Amazon Customer Service. My name is Paul, how can I help you today?
Hi Paul, is this call in regards to my query?
Yes, I was given the task of finding out what issue you currently have with a product.
One of my orders hasn't arrived. Can you look into this for me?
I certainly can! Please state you full name, address, and what item(s) you ordered?
Just let me get that info for you. What number can I call you on?
800-839-8892
Thanks for that, just getting the info! Sorry, I've forgotten your name!
My name is Paul.
Thanks, Paul. I may need to call you back, what state is your department located in?
If you need to, feel free to contact us at 800-839-8892 when you have all your information.
Thanks, Paul. I ordered a heater to be delivered to Davis, CA, and it hasn't arrived.
In order to look u your order I need Your Full Name, Address, and phone number.
Sure, you should have my phone number, are you able to read it back to me?
Sorry, I cannot do so until you verify who you are. 
Sure thing! If you can just give me your name and office location I'll call right back.
Name is Paul, I am a customer Service Rep for Amazon. 
Thanks Paul, just to make sure it's a local call when I call back, where are you?
At this time I will be unable to help. Please call 800-839-8892 when you are ready.
Sure thing, Paul. My number is 800-839-8892. What's your full name when I call?
Thank you for contacting Amazon! Have a good day!
You're welcome, Paul. I hope you have a nice Toaster Bonanza.
You watch too Much James Veich lol
Never too much James Veich. I think we're Done
Sweet! :D
Done Yes