Configuring HTTPS

Hello,

Honestly I believe sending an human to Mars it's easier than configuring GitLab SSL

I have been trying for days on end to configure this bloody SSL connection. All the documentation, both from GitLab and created by users contradict each other, some "official documentation" do not even apply because either obsolete, unclear or incomplete.

I have tried to create my "self-signed SSL certificates" I have also requested them from CaCert . . .

Do you know the theory of monkeys? Given them enough time, by randomly typing keys on a keyboard eventually the will rewrite Shakespeare . . . . well I am a monkey with lots of time to spare and I have typed lots configuration one should have worked . . . . . . . .

Is there is a Guru on this planet of I have to travel to a "Galaxy far-far away" to have this problem fixed? .