[UX Demo] Hard-coded deploy statuses

Part of #19793 (closed)

Code snippet for staging:

```
Deployed to Staging 20 minutes ago. View dev.gitlab.com
```

Code snippet for production:

```
Deployed to Production about 5 minutes ago. View gitlab.com
```

Pasting into developer tools should end up with something like this:
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