WIP: Resolve "Why not upgrade to Lodash?"

why not upgrade to lodash? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Closes #23110 (moved)

Checklist:

• protected_branches/protected_branch_create.js
• sidebar/components/time_tracking/sidebar_time_tracking.js
• job.js
• labels_select.js
• projects_dropdown/components/search.vue
• projects_dropdown/service/projects_service.js
• create_item_dropdown.js
• gfm_auto_complete.js
• notes.js
• locale/sprintf.js
• right_sidebar.js
• users_select.js
• environments/mixins/environments_mixin.js
• environments/components/environment_item.vue
• clusters/components/applications.vue
• filterable_list.js
• emoji/index.js
• shortcuts_issuable.js
• pipelines/components/pipelines.vue
• lazy_loader.js
• ci_variable_list/ajax_variable_list.js
• filtered_search/dropdown_utils.js
• filtered_search/filtered_search_dropdown_manager.js
• filtered_search/filtered_search_visual_tokens.js
• filtered_search/stores/recent_searches_store.js
• filtered_search/filtered_search_manager.js
• issuable_bulk_update_actions.js
• notes/stores/getters.js
• notes/components/comment_form.vue
• profile/gl_crop.js
• prometheus_metrics/prometheus_metrics.js
• behaviors/copy_as_gfm.js
• behaviors/requires_input.js
• boards/stores/boards_store.js
• boards/index.js
• boards/components/board_blank_state.js
• boards/components/new_list_dropdown.js
• boards/components/project_select.vue
• gl_dropdown.js
• lib/utils/pretty_time.js
• dropzone_input.js
• create_merge_request_dropdown.js
• api.js
• monitoring/stores/monitoring_store.js
• monitoring/utils/multiple_time_series.js
• monitoring/components/dashboard.vue
• importer_status.js
• contextual_sidebar.js
• pages/projects/graphs/show/stat_graph_contributors_util.js
• pages/projects/graphs/show/stat_graph_contributors_graph.js
• pages/projects/graphs/show/stat_graph_contributors.js
• pages/projects/graphs/charts/index.js
• pages/projects/pipeline_schedules/shared/components/interval_pattern_input.vue
• pages/admin/projects/index/components/delete_project_modal.vue
• pages/admin/broadcast_messages/broadcast_message.js
• pages/admin/users/components/delete_user_modal.vue
• pages/sessions/new/username_validator.js
• pages/users/activity_calendar.js
• flash.js
• u2f/register.js
• u2f/authenticate.js
• milestone_select.js
• feature_highlight/feature_highlight.js
• awards_handler.js