✨ Bhargavaram Krishnapur ✨

aka Codex-Crusader · he/him · Professional Chaos Orchestrator

🎭 Current Status: Caffeinated && !Sleeping && Debugging_Reality

🌟 About This Absolute Unit of a Human

• 🎓 Second-year Computer Science Engineering student (surprisingly still enrolled)
• 🔐 Cybersecurity Enthusiast — breaking things ethically since I learned sudo
• 🐧 Linux Devotee — Yes, I use Arch btw (I don't, but the energy is there)
• ✍️ Chaos documenter at Zero Day Notes — where I explain things I barely understand
• 🤝 Open-source contributor & professional rubber duck debugger
• 🌱 Currently: Building Python projects that mostly work & breaking web apps for fun science
• 🎯 Life Goal: Write code so clean it makes Marie Kondo jealous (currently failing spectacularly)

🛠️ Tech Stack (Things I Frantically Google)

Proficiency Levels:

• ⚡ Python: Can write it in my sleep (have debugged it in nightmares)
• 🐧 Linux: rm -rf / is just a myth I tested once
• 🗃️ SQL: DROP TABLE users; —wait, where'd everyone go?
• 🎨 Git: 473 commits titled "fix", "final fix", "actual final fix", "pls work"

🎪 The Chaotic Reality of Codex-Crusader

⚡ Current Vibe Check:

while True:
    coffee.drink()
    if code.works():
        break  # This line has never been reached
    else:
        existential_crisis()
        add_random_semicolon()

☕💢 Certified Coffee Rage Enjoyer™

• Morning: ☕ "Today I will write elegant, maintainable code"
• Afternoon: ☕☕ "Why did past me write this garbage?"
• Evening: ☕☕☕ stares at screen "I am the garbage"
• 3 AM: ☕☕☕☕ "I HAVE ACHIEVED ENLIGHTENMENT" (it was a missing comma)

🧩 Problem-Solving Philosophy:

"I don't just solve problems. I stare into them until they blink first, question their existence, and then occasionally solve them at 3 AM while brushing my teeth."

💀 War Stories:

• ⏱️ Personal Record: 20 consecutive hours debugging (culprit: semicolon on line 847)
• 🔥 Achievement Unlocked: Made production crash 3 times in one day (it's called consistency)
• 🎯 Superpower: Can spot bugs in other people's code but not my own
• 🌙 Night Owl Status: My code runs best between 11 PM and 5 AM (me too, apparently)
• 🎲 Dice Roll Development: 50% chance any commit breaks everything, 50% chance it fixes something unrelated

🌌 Life Philosophy:

"The world has no meaning, but I give it mine. And mine involves way too many print statements and not enough sleep."

🎮 Gaming Preferences (Pain = Entertainment):

• 🗡️ Soulsborne Masochist — "You Died" is my love language
• 📖 Story-based Games — Will ugly cry at pixels
• 🎯 Achievement: Finished Elden Ring with a build made entirely of bad decisions

🐕 Dog Dad Energy:

• 🐾 Samoyed Lover — Fluffy clouds with attitude
• 💭 If I could debug with a Samoyed next to me, all bugs would fear me

🧠 Brain Settings:

• ⚡ Hyper-fixation Mode: ENABLED (will not stop until it's perfect functional)
• 🎯 Get Shit Done Coded™: Not efficiency coded, just violently productive
• 🌀 Overthinking Protocol: Why use O(n) when you can spiral into O(n³)?
• 🎭 Imposter Syndrome: sudo apt-get remove imposter_syndrome (access denied)

📊 GitLab Stats That Make Me Question Everything

🎬 Famous Last Words (Commit Messages)

"Quick fix before lunch"
"This should work now"
"Final version (for real this time)"
"I have no idea why this works"
"TODO: Refactor this entire mess"
"Fixed the bug (created 3 more)"
"Don't ask me to explain this"

🌐 Connect With This Chaotic Entity

💭 Mantras I Live By:

"Code is for humans first, machines second, and Stack Overflow third."

"If it compiles on the first try, you're not trying hard enough."

"There are 10 types of people: those who understand binary and those who don't, and those who didn't expect a ternary joke."

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_{⚠️ Warning: May spontaneously start explaining Linux kernel architecture at parties}

_{🎪 Side effects include: excessive caffeine consumption, talking to rubber ducks, and an unhealthy relationship with git rebase}

💀 Current Streak: 247 days without accidentally git push --force to main